Do you hear what I hear?

*ping* I just heard a pin drop here... How come so quiet? Huh?!?!??!?!?!?! I demand to know!! My reason for not posting is because I had exams and was busy with my report. Hurrrrrr....

Anyway, Eugene has brought Malaysian Chocolate back for us. So if you wish to collect it, please dial 1800-tiggatiggers to make an appointment with him so that he can take the chocolate out from his specially designed freezer. Please place a reservation 3 working days in advance for us to process your requirement. Alternatively, you can fill in the online tiggatigger chocolate collection form by clicking here. Be sure to fill in your contact details fully so that we can give you a call within 3 working days to confirm your arrangement. Thank you for applying with us and be sure to pay a $5 application/membership/tigership fee after submitting your application. We accept nets, cash (of any currency), cheque, cash card, ez-link, telepathic money, and any other modes of payment. You name it, we have it. If you have any enquiries, please call 1800-tiggatiggers, dial 1 for english, 2 for chinese, 3 for bahasa melayu, or 4 for any other language, then 1 to leave a voice message, 2 to speak with an operator, and speak to us accordingly. Alternatively, you can send an email to enquiries@tiggatigger.computertechnologynowverygoodarhcannottakeit.tgtg and we will get back to you in 2 working months. Tank kew weary much!

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Holiday mood for me... School for you guys!! woohoo!! =))

With loads and loads of love with marshmellows and nutella, peanut butter and blueberry jam on top of a nicely baked, moist, chewy chocolatey brownie,

Jeremy Ong the one and only... HURRRRRRRR!

genting......?????Whats that?

From My blog...

aiyah..feel so jealous eugene in genting enjoying himself.he stay in some suite...here are the facillities and amenities!

tHE WORDS IN CAPS are what i wanna say to eugene!

Maxims Suite Facilities & Amenities

Walk in wardrobe [WALK TO WHERE?U THINK WALK TO NARNIA FINA ASLAN ARHZ?]

Dressing table [EUGENE,U OSO DUN WEAR DRESS NEED DRESSING TABLE FOR WHAT? PREPARE SALAD DRESSING ARHZ?]

Writing table [oH MY SANDY!THE TABLE CAN WRITE!SO PUT UR HOMEWORK THERE ALL DONE LIAO LAR?]

42-inch plasma television with Home Theatre System which connects to the DVD player with USB input (29 TV channels including special in-house promotion plus 13 radio channels) [ERM...OK?PROMOTION?OUT-HOUSE GOT ANY PROMO?nO RIGHT?iTS A FAUX!!tHEYW ANT U ALL TO STAY INDOOR!]

15-inch LCD TV in bathrooms [BATH NEED WATCH TV FOR WHAT?]

17-inch LCD monitor with 4 in 1 printer
(Printer, Fax, Scanner & Copier)

[THIS SO CONTRADICTS ITSELF..ITS CALLED A 4 IN 1 PRINTER...THEN WHY IS PRINTER LISTED AGAIN..ISNT IT OBVIOUS?]


Complimentary broadband facilities [WALAO EH..GOT LIVE NABD PERFORM FOR U ARHZ?]

Complimentary snack bar replenished daily [CAREFUL,GOT SNAKES]

Complimentary fruits platter daily [ONLY THE PLATE WITHOUT FRUITS?FOR WHAT?TAKE HOME ARHZ?]

Complimentary newspapers daily [RECYCLE!SAVE GAIA!]

DVD library (latest movies to choose from) [ORH HOR..PIRATED!!!]

2 complimentary breakfast per room [ASK THEM CHANGE TO LUNCH..*BURP..I ATE UR BREAKFAST LIAO]

Personalised room service and wake up call [ASK THEM PAINT THE ROOM OR CHANGE THE PIPE?FOR WHAT?THEY PUT A ROOSTER THERE RIGHT?TO WAKE U GUYS UP?THEN U CAN HAVE THE ROOSTER FOR BREAKFAST MAYBE CAN USE THE FEATHER MAKE A DUSTER]

24 hours personalised butler service. [DUN FORGET TO ASK THE BUTLER FOR BUTTER!]

Laundry / dry cleaning service [TELL THEM U DUN NEED MORE LAUNDRY..U NOT THEIR MAID,ASK THEM WASH THEMSELVES.]


FOR FUN AND LAUGHTER ONLY ARH!


dUN Forget my souvenior!


ciao!
Darences

EEEE

Jeremy don use my name! Stop it ar! HURRRR! So mean... Here are some phrases which i think u should learn, they are of course, in dedication to sandy...

OH MY SANDY- An expression to describe shock, exasperation or to just pepper ur sentence
USAGE: OH MY SANDY! these stalkers are really irritating... They should just get a life

FOR SANDY"S SAKE- An expression used to tell someone tt u should really change for sandy's sake and get a life
USAGE: FOR SANDY'S SAKE, stop stalking!

Haha, two new phrases today... More to come ur way...


Jeremy loves fans
Eugene (:

Sweet revenge! HUR!

A scary story.........

Good morning one and all... Let me tell you a scary story..

Last last night when I was trying to go to sleep, I heard a sudden mini "explosion" and there was a periodic "cluck cluck cluck" sound soon after... I was shocked! Don't know what was going on... So I went to investigate the source of the sound. Apparently, the sound came from my fan. So I off it to see what happened. But can't seem to identify the cause of the problem. In the end, I realised that the sound was actually caused by.......................................................................................















....... the table cloth underneath my fan. When the fan was spinning, the table cloth was sucked into the fan, causing the fan blades to cut the table cloth. Since the table cloth is quite tough, the blade was unable to cut through it, causing the cluckety cluck sound.... HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

As you can see, I'm pretty bored... So someone please come and update... hurr...

Eugene loves Koni Lui,
Jeremy

MA YI's BLUNDER!

erm.hi peeps.

Juz wanna say that ma yi!i juz realised u mad a huge blunder in ur previous post!since when am i TT4?i'm TT3..zZz...

So yar peeps.pls go my blog yea?i'm TT3 not 4!wohoo!

or u may jst copy this link..

Http://Darences-welcometothecescommunity.blogspot.com

buaiz!

ALERT!

Hey wats happening to this blog? Where are all the members? Can u all like pls come back n post? I mean its disgusting to have a blog with 6 ppl and nt one bothers to update... Okay im here to update and i guess i have to disappoint all readers as this post is not going to be filled with juicy news, gossips but wait, i might satisfy those who come in for a good laugh...

FROM SOMEWHERE I HEARD!
You are so fat as fat as sandy tt when u dry ur clothes, it makes up terminal 3 runway! k i modified the sandy part!

Anyway please tell me bout the details of kungfu panda outing... Whos the organiser this time? WEE

K i log off liao
CHEERS,
LOVE KONI LUI
Eugene (:

NEWS UPDATE!

Hello!i so long never post liao.

so welcome to tiggatigger news live!

Today in the news,an ant was spotted talking to a girl.how is that even possible?ants cant talk!well,thats why the tiggatiggers are offering a reward of $0.10 for information on this strange phenomena.

Please send these info thru telepathy or call 1800-tiggatiggers!

In other news.

stalk stalker stalkers,its been confirmed!one of the stalker's profile had been fitted.

he looks like a lion.it is a lion,appeared in the chronicles of Narnia.

yes its none other then sinba!erm well actually ita aslan!

following this new lead,tiggatiggers are appealing for info.

again pls call 1800-tiggatiggers

thanks

This is Hui gu niang's frend daren reporting live for tiggatigger news live!


ciao!
Darences

STALKERS!

Okay i guess this is a new hot topic... we have so many ppl toking bout stalking and all... So everyone WELCOME to TIGGATIGGER News LIVE! (Actually its not live cos by the time i have finished typing this post, i would have logged out... K lets ignore the LIVE PART shall we and lets continue...) Uh Hmm, im Eugene Q a.k.a TT4 bringing this topic to u live.

STALKERS never show their face... They stalk(Duh!) if they show their faces can we still call them stalkers? WTH! nope! HAHHAAHA! alrite, how do u identify them?

1) They appear as annonymous on ur tagboards... They for some unknown reason wish to be unnamed and sandy knows why! LoL
2) They try to read ur blogs, act like smart ass, preferring to act like they know everything and say "i smart wat..." OH MY SANDY! Get a life!

ALERT: If u have those symptoms, fear not... We have a cure and the cure is for u to start by revealing who u r! STEP 1: conquer this step by being 'visible' to all... And STEP 2: FOR SANDY'S SAKE, admit it, u have read information from blogs! OKAY... These are initial steps to overcome... FOR more, call us at 1800-call tiggatiggers!

Okey, DISCLAIMER: i have no intention of shooting or suaning anyone for tt matter! IM just discussing a hot topic within the tiggatiggers okay..

WE WELCOME any new information tt u have about stalkers so please drop us a msg on the tagbox or e-mail us @__________ sorry, tag us first and we will entertain u by giving out our e-mails only and if only u r not a stalker! HURR! OKAY cya dudes

Wishing all babes a happy hols, NOT FORGETTING THE REST! HEE

HUR HUR!

Yours truly,
Annonymous(Wth i no stalker la!)
Eugene (:

Cya around and im eugene... Thank for reading tiggatigger NEWS LIVE! Hur! Goodbye and have a nice(super nice) day (:

Hello all...this is TT2...lol...so long never post le...maybe i jus got nothing to say lor...but i update my blog very often lor...& jus wanna say...HI...haha...Xp...pls visit my blog...thx...my blog link is under the link box named TT2...c ur at my blog too...& pls tag...thx...

Bye bye...Cya...Ciao...gtg le...haha...lol...

Long time no post

Hihi ... this is TT6 ... very long time never post liao hor? haha ... becos i got nothing to say marh .... pls go see my blog ok ? cos i updating it everyday ... hurr..................................

ok got to go ... just to say that yesterday's outing was very fun ... hurr..................

BYE BYE !!!

Yours Truly and lovely
MA YI

PS: I'm so like jeremy and eugene ... haha ... hurr ....................

The panda that kills

This is TiggaTigger news, Live!

Yesterday, one of our members was attacked by a savage panda at cineleisure, orchard. Even though 2 tiggies were beside him, the panda managed to hit him with his kung fu ya ta kick.


As you can see, Daren's face was distorted by the kick. Extreme measures have to be used to return his face to it's original look. But, he will never look the same again, that, I can tell you. Ant was so shocked by the attack that he change the colour of his skin and blend into the background to avoid being detected. Eugene is just shocked to the point of smiling =)

Once again, this is TiggaTigger news, Live.

I'm Wang Ming, reporter for TiggaTigger News.

OUTING CONFIRMED

Hello Tiggers.

Today's outing has been confirmed.

Venue:Cathay Cineleisure
Time of show:2.50pm
Show:The Chronicles of Narnia,prince caspian

Please not that this outing is strictly BY INVITE only!!!

No stalkers please!

see u all later!

Ciao!
Darences

Wow...!!!...congratulations... to MA YI (TT6) for the birth of his blog...well finally got blog le...Pls change the skin & add some more stuff & post more things leh...lol...tt all Tiggatiggers...& pls visit his blog & tag...haha...Xp...



Bye...Bye...
Gtg le...this is (TT2)...lol

大家好！

Hello fellow tiggers and of course our dear viewers!

I've not been blogging much right?

yar.cuz i've been blogging left..(hur...)

erm.yar.NOTHIN much lor.maybe JUST MAYBE.friday going out yea?Ma YI..dun ask so many ppl go hor.ask PML go and 1 or 2 more can ler.lol.


ok.

BUAIZ.

pls rmb..to visit my blog!

Http://Darences-welcometothecescommunity.blogspot.com

ciao!

ALL TIGGATIGGERS ALERT!

Please confirm, this friday, 15 may 2008 we are watching the chronicles of narnia(Prince Caspian) not chronicles of sandy arh! Haha! okay, anyway me and daren has POsED day and it will end at 12... So the time to meet is at school(Our school-*to protect the identity of ourselves, its the school all tiggatiggers are attending except JEREMY! HURRRR!!!!*) Okay the idea is tt we meet together at school and hit the movies together... A lunch at marche? tts the ideal plan... And of cos the plan is not confirmed, however, pls text me the number of frens u r bringing along..(you know the reqiurements for frens tt u r bringing rite? Need i elaborate further? HUUUURRR!!) (;

alrite, don make me sms cos i mass sms too many times, give me a call at 1800-Call tiggatiggers and my extension with a #... HURR! Jus kidding, its my handphone number... (:

Thank u for reading this and have a good day... Cya all!

Cheerio guys,
Eugene (:

Additional information about TIGGATIGGERS ...

More information about the tiggatigger ... Tiggatigger #6 : ME( MA YI ) ... will always say some of the following ...

1) DIAO ...
2)DOTZ ... ^_^lll
3)Wat A Joke ...

If you are interested in joining the tiggatigger pls tag your name, school, crack day and year, and tell us something about yourself ... We are starting with a small group and slowly increasing ... Curently we got 6 pple ... This are the following :

1) Tiggatigger #1 : Jeremy( Jemry )
2) Tiggatigger #2 : Roy( Advisor )
3) Tiggatigger #3 : Eugene( ALWAYS IN MY HEARTS )
4) Tiggatigger #4 : Daren( Darences )
5) Tiggatigger #5 : Ying Wei( Wei Wei )
6) Tiggatigger #6 : Anthony( Ma Yi )

Got to go ...

Your Beloved,
MA YI

PS : beloved does mean im sick or gay or something ... just wish that some more pple will join our warm and lovely tiggatigger family ... HURRRRR !!!!!!

Tiggatiggers film studio presents....

Tiggatigger Wu Xia Xiao Shuo

---Insert picture of monstrous bride/s (hurrrr)---

Tickets to the sneak preview of this movie will be given out to winners of the following contest!

Answer the following question:

Who is the damsel in distress in the Tiggatigger Wu Xia Xiao Shuo?

a. Sandy

b. Daren

c. Jeremy

d. What is a damsel? I think got no such thing. So my answer is no.

Send your entries to the following address:

---insert address---

or simply type the answer in the tagboard you see on the right side of the blog.

Winners shall be notified via telepathy. Thank you for your participation peachy people!

Hurrrrr... so peachy!

For the all alumni

Hey all ... wishing all sec 4 alumni doing well in you O level chinese ... remember ... AGE QUOD AGIS ... and i'm not the only tiggatigger that is in montfort chorale ... still got tiggatigger #5 : YING WEI ... well got to go liao

Yours TRULY,
MA YI

The new generation of TIGGATIGGERS

Alrite exams are over and for tiggers taking Os chinese, JIA YOU JIA YOU okay? haha! And boy im second... lost to daren in blogging first... HAIZ!!! Oh yea anyway heres for a good laugh...



SOME NEW TERMS


So-peachy!:(By daren) Describes a bitchy person



Hui gu-niang:(IN CHINESE-By daren oso) Basically it also refers to him



She sa-sa-sa She sa-sa:( A cheer ended up a joke)



Xin niang:(IN CHINESE) Um ask jeremy



Hum Sup:(IN CANTONESE) Dirty-minded



Alrite this is some new terms tt the tiggers are using! So to be updated, start using them now! and i mean now! LOL!



Alrite here are new ways to identify the tiggers...



Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Aha Hur has been simplified-(I mean the mathematics simplify) to simply Hurrrrrr! Alrite so if u see ppl on the streets Hurr-ing, u noe who they are... THE TIGGATIGGERS!!


Alrite time's up, my air time is over... its over to the rest! Hope u enjoyed this post!


Yours Truly,

WITH LOADS OF KISSES(MUACKS! Ohnonono! im so not jeremy and daren)

Eugene



NO KISSES! JUST Ermmmmm... Lo....loveeee... Okay its not "love" its loveeeee which totally makes no sense at all! Okay im crapping! Bye!

CYa and work hard TIGGERS! Oh yea ma yi, congrats on being the only existing chorale member ;) we are all alumni alr... left u... ONLY YOU... Okay i'll find the only you song okay? This is for u ma yi! Hurrr

©All of these belong to the TIGGATIGGERS... So dun copy us! Don be a poser! Hurrrrr! =))

YEA!

Exams are over!!!

The ban to blog has been lifted!!!

WOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha...:)
Darences

Persevere!

Hang in there tiggers!! The exams are ending very very soon!!! Jia you!!! =))

xoxoxo
Jeremy

PS: xoxoxo doesn't mean hugs an kisses here. In this case, it meant quickly finish your exams so that we can play tic tac toe. Aha aha aha aha aha hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... -.-"

Gambate eh!!

I hope all tiggers are doing fine for their exams ya!! Gambate and Jia lots of you (corn oil, vegetable oil, olive oil, sesame oil, butter, margarine, etc... you get the drift...) And if you happen to see this post before the exams end, please press alt+F4 or click on the x on the top right corner of the screen. Then, go back and study. Remember to ask me chemistry, biology, science or maths!!! =)))

MYE is here...Choing arh...

Hihi...so long never post le...jus to wish all of ur tt all ur sub will passed with flyin colours...ok tt all 3...haha...

The beauty of things

The beauty of this blog is tt it will always be updated as we have many team members! Haha, unlike my main blog which i hardly update, this blog is always updated! Come to think of it, i guess i feel more motivated to post on this blog instead on my main!

Haha, yesterday, i asked syafiqah to be part of this group and im glad she wanted to join us... We currently have 6 active members which i think is VERY GOOD... Haha, we are expanding day by day! BEAT TT! Haa... oh yea, i wanna thank jeremy for sending me the chem notes! LOADS OF THANKS YEA! haha...

Oh yea, we are tokin bout a chalet in the june hols! Guys dun be wet blanket lah! SAY YES! Hee... then can have a hell fun of a time =))

Cya guys... Chill out

LOADS OF LOVE(Omg,im so jeremy and daren)
Eugene

I saw a merlion at ps!!

Hey all!

yesterday's Outing at ps was err.....aha aha aha aha aha hur.........

lol.we went shopping for a stitch plushie,then went foodcourt ..where jeremy became a "ice-spitting merlion"

lol.

err...yea.duno wad to say.just wanna wish all tiggatiggers the best in their mye.i'll most prob be MIA.ok.

Yea.and a new member has joined.Intro from eugene.I'll let her intro herself lar.She is syafiqah,sec3 from mayflower..ok.

Loads+lots=Loats of loves!(ewww....)
Darences

Mango spitting merlion

Today's impromtu outing was super duper crazy!!! One sentence from Daren transformed me into a mango spitting merlion. Who had to suffer the effects of the mango shooting animal? The person who told the joke of course. The picture that follows shows the merlion in fits of laughter.

And here's a photo of 3 tiggatiggers turned gourmet experts...

Zhi2 de2 bu4 zhi2 de2? Zhi2 de4!!!!

So here's the moral of the story for today:

1) Never laugh when your mouth is full of mango ice.

2) Eat mango ice when Daren's not around.

Once again... Zhi2 de2 bu4 zhi2 de2? Zhi2 de4!!!! =)

Take care y'all!

Jeremy =)

Sick!!

Omg! How sick can u guys get? Heehee... Anyway, today had an outing at ps... Jus ate and have lunch only... jem will post the pics! HAHA! Oh yea, btw i cant blog to much! Cya arnd

CHEERS,
Eugene

Mid-Year, Study Hard !!!

Everyone, exam for the tiggatiggers are going to start at 5/5/2008 so i dont think that any of the tiggatiggers, including wei wei, will post anything. Oh ya just for additional imformation ... i am still the baby of the tiggatigger even though wei wei is same age as me but he is 25 days older than me( oh my so old!!!).

Got to sign off liao byez !!!

Lots Of Love( eeek ... sick )
MA YI

Mid-years

The mid year exams are coming!! All tiggatiggers please study hard and do well for your exams!!

Anyway, there are also talks on producing our very own club t-shirts which costs a dollar ninety-nine each. First 10 members who place their order will get a free gift! While stocks last!! So hurry and grab your very own club t-shirt now! Available at local club facilities only.

Design for the club t-shirt shan't be disclosed for it is not for the weak-hearted. Yep... So more updates on club activities will be posted up after exams... stay tune everyone!

With loads of love (eeeww... disgusting...),
Jeremy

Welcome wei wei!

Hey all.

DISCLAIMER!

Before u read any of the post...

This blog is entirely for fun and laughter.
Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental and not intended to.

have fun!

First of all.

the tiggatiggers wans to welcome our new member.Hang ying wei.aka wei wei.



He is 14,our junior.haha.

so watch out for him.


ok.anywayz.the tiggatiggers have been goin crazy as usual.we r currently havin a recruitment drive.and talks have been made to make a member card.here are some of the privellages!

Exclusive invites to outings
0.01% discount on movies and food.

yea.

haha.

anyway.i thought about a new song for the heaven and earth green tea.

Here it goes.


when i am down and oh my soul so weary
when troubles come,there is always green tea!

Heaven and earth green tea,always be there for u when u r down...or maybe..UP!


wahaha.

OK got to go.

remember to leave a tag at my personal blog!!

http://darences-welcometothecescommunity.blogspot.com

sandy says shu'up!
Darences