Thursday, July 3, 2008

Latest News!!!

This is TiggaTigger News Live!

After months(or maybe weeks...) of research and trials, we have decided to improve our trademark laughter from,

"Ahaha ahaha ahaha ahaha hurrr...."

to,

"Wahahahahahaha" *sudden silence with straight face*.

All members, please note that this change will take place with immediate effect.

Now for membership news. After discussion, we've decided to promote TT6 to TT5 as he is one of the pioneer members. Henceforth, TT5 shall be demoted to TT6 and subsequent members will be assigned their membership numbers in increasing order starting with TT7 and so on. Let us give TT6 (now TT5) a round of applause for his promotion! Wahahahahahaha... *sudden silence with straight face*

Lastly, we would like to remind all prospective members of the tiggatigger club to submit a fully filled application form. Appliction forms can be obtained from any shop selling tigger merchandise. All you have to do is to go up to a tigger plushie, squeeze its nose, bounce up and down like tigger always do, and shout "I WANT TO BE A TIGGATIGGER PREASE!" out loud so that the whole store can hear you. This will activate the sound sensor in the tigger plushie which will then print out the application form for you. Upon submission, do allow us to process your application in 5 working days. Incomplete forms will not be processed. The list of successful applicants will be posted on this website. So please do keep a lookout for newest updates. Thank you.

This is TiggaTigger News Reporter,
Ong Ming
Reporting live from.... er...
TiggaTigger News Station (Uruguayorzimbabweorsomefarawayplace branch)

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