Do you hear what I hear?

*ping* I just heard a pin drop here... How come so quiet? Huh?!?!??!?!?!?! I demand to know!! My reason for not posting is because I had exams and was busy with my report. Hurrrrrr....

Anyway, Eugene has brought Malaysian Chocolate back for us. So if you wish to collect it, please dial 1800-tiggatiggers to make an appointment with him so that he can take the chocolate out from his specially designed freezer. Please place a reservation 3 working days in advance for us to process your requirement. Alternatively, you can fill in the online tiggatigger chocolate collection form by clicking here. Be sure to fill in your contact details fully so that we can give you a call within 3 working days to confirm your arrangement. Thank you for applying with us and be sure to pay a $5 application/membership/tigership fee after submitting your application. We accept nets, cash (of any currency), cheque, cash card, ez-link, telepathic money, and any other modes of payment. You name it, we have it. If you have any enquiries, please call 1800-tiggatiggers, dial 1 for english, 2 for chinese, 3 for bahasa melayu, or 4 for any other language, then 1 to leave a voice message, 2 to speak with an operator, and speak to us accordingly. Alternatively, you can send an email to enquiries@tiggatigger.computertechnologynowverygoodarhcannottakeit.tgtg and we will get back to you in 2 working months. Tank kew weary much!

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Holiday mood for me... School for you guys!! woohoo!! =))

With loads and loads of love with marshmellows and nutella, peanut butter and blueberry jam on top of a nicely baked, moist, chewy chocolatey brownie,

Jeremy Ong the one and only... HURRRRRRRR!

genting......?????Whats that?

From My blog...

aiyah..feel so jealous eugene in genting enjoying himself.he stay in some suite...here are the facillities and amenities!

tHE WORDS IN CAPS are what i wanna say to eugene!

Maxims Suite Facilities & Amenities

Walk in wardrobe [WALK TO WHERE?U THINK WALK TO NARNIA FINA ASLAN ARHZ?]

Dressing table [EUGENE,U OSO DUN WEAR DRESS NEED DRESSING TABLE FOR WHAT? PREPARE SALAD DRESSING ARHZ?]

Writing table [oH MY SANDY!THE TABLE CAN WRITE!SO PUT UR HOMEWORK THERE ALL DONE LIAO LAR?]

42-inch plasma television with Home Theatre System which connects to the DVD player with USB input (29 TV channels including special in-house promotion plus 13 radio channels) [ERM...OK?PROMOTION?OUT-HOUSE GOT ANY PROMO?nO RIGHT?iTS A FAUX!!tHEYW ANT U ALL TO STAY INDOOR!]

15-inch LCD TV in bathrooms [BATH NEED WATCH TV FOR WHAT?]

17-inch LCD monitor with 4 in 1 printer
(Printer, Fax, Scanner & Copier)

[THIS SO CONTRADICTS ITSELF..ITS CALLED A 4 IN 1 PRINTER...THEN WHY IS PRINTER LISTED AGAIN..ISNT IT OBVIOUS?]


Complimentary broadband facilities [WALAO EH..GOT LIVE NABD PERFORM FOR U ARHZ?]

Complimentary snack bar replenished daily [CAREFUL,GOT SNAKES]

Complimentary fruits platter daily [ONLY THE PLATE WITHOUT FRUITS?FOR WHAT?TAKE HOME ARHZ?]

Complimentary newspapers daily [RECYCLE!SAVE GAIA!]

DVD library (latest movies to choose from) [ORH HOR..PIRATED!!!]

2 complimentary breakfast per room [ASK THEM CHANGE TO LUNCH..*BURP..I ATE UR BREAKFAST LIAO]

Personalised room service and wake up call [ASK THEM PAINT THE ROOM OR CHANGE THE PIPE?FOR WHAT?THEY PUT A ROOSTER THERE RIGHT?TO WAKE U GUYS UP?THEN U CAN HAVE THE ROOSTER FOR BREAKFAST MAYBE CAN USE THE FEATHER MAKE A DUSTER]

24 hours personalised butler service. [DUN FORGET TO ASK THE BUTLER FOR BUTTER!]

Laundry / dry cleaning service [TELL THEM U DUN NEED MORE LAUNDRY..U NOT THEIR MAID,ASK THEM WASH THEMSELVES.]


FOR FUN AND LAUGHTER ONLY ARH!


dUN Forget my souvenior!


ciao!
Darences

EEEE

Jeremy don use my name! Stop it ar! HURRRR! So mean... Here are some phrases which i think u should learn, they are of course, in dedication to sandy...

OH MY SANDY- An expression to describe shock, exasperation or to just pepper ur sentence
USAGE: OH MY SANDY! these stalkers are really irritating... They should just get a life

FOR SANDY"S SAKE- An expression used to tell someone tt u should really change for sandy's sake and get a life
USAGE: FOR SANDY'S SAKE, stop stalking!

Haha, two new phrases today... More to come ur way...


Jeremy loves fans
Eugene (:

Sweet revenge! HUR!

A scary story.........

Good morning one and all... Let me tell you a scary story..

Last last night when I was trying to go to sleep, I heard a sudden mini "explosion" and there was a periodic "cluck cluck cluck" sound soon after... I was shocked! Don't know what was going on... So I went to investigate the source of the sound. Apparently, the sound came from my fan. So I off it to see what happened. But can't seem to identify the cause of the problem. In the end, I realised that the sound was actually caused by.......................................................................................















....... the table cloth underneath my fan. When the fan was spinning, the table cloth was sucked into the fan, causing the fan blades to cut the table cloth. Since the table cloth is quite tough, the blade was unable to cut through it, causing the cluckety cluck sound.... HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

As you can see, I'm pretty bored... So someone please come and update... hurr...

Eugene loves Koni Lui,
Jeremy

MA YI's BLUNDER!

erm.hi peeps.

Juz wanna say that ma yi!i juz realised u mad a huge blunder in ur previous post!since when am i TT4?i'm TT3..zZz...

So yar peeps.pls go my blog yea?i'm TT3 not 4!wohoo!

or u may jst copy this link..

Http://Darences-welcometothecescommunity.blogspot.com

buaiz!

ALERT!

Hey wats happening to this blog? Where are all the members? Can u all like pls come back n post? I mean its disgusting to have a blog with 6 ppl and nt one bothers to update... Okay im here to update and i guess i have to disappoint all readers as this post is not going to be filled with juicy news, gossips but wait, i might satisfy those who come in for a good laugh...

FROM SOMEWHERE I HEARD!
You are so fat as fat as sandy tt when u dry ur clothes, it makes up terminal 3 runway! k i modified the sandy part!

Anyway please tell me bout the details of kungfu panda outing... Whos the organiser this time? WEE

K i log off liao
CHEERS,
LOVE KONI LUI
Eugene (:

NEWS UPDATE!

Hello!i so long never post liao.

so welcome to tiggatigger news live!

Today in the news,an ant was spotted talking to a girl.how is that even possible?ants cant talk!well,thats why the tiggatiggers are offering a reward of $0.10 for information on this strange phenomena.

Please send these info thru telepathy or call 1800-tiggatiggers!

In other news.

stalk stalker stalkers,its been confirmed!one of the stalker's profile had been fitted.

he looks like a lion.it is a lion,appeared in the chronicles of Narnia.

yes its none other then sinba!erm well actually ita aslan!

following this new lead,tiggatiggers are appealing for info.

again pls call 1800-tiggatiggers

thanks

This is Hui gu niang's frend daren reporting live for tiggatigger news live!


ciao!
Darences

STALKERS!

Okay i guess this is a new hot topic... we have so many ppl toking bout stalking and all... So everyone WELCOME to TIGGATIGGER News LIVE! (Actually its not live cos by the time i have finished typing this post, i would have logged out... K lets ignore the LIVE PART shall we and lets continue...) Uh Hmm, im Eugene Q a.k.a TT4 bringing this topic to u live.

STALKERS never show their face... They stalk(Duh!) if they show their faces can we still call them stalkers? WTH! nope! HAHHAAHA! alrite, how do u identify them?

1) They appear as annonymous on ur tagboards... They for some unknown reason wish to be unnamed and sandy knows why! LoL
2) They try to read ur blogs, act like smart ass, preferring to act like they know everything and say "i smart wat..." OH MY SANDY! Get a life!

ALERT: If u have those symptoms, fear not... We have a cure and the cure is for u to start by revealing who u r! STEP 1: conquer this step by being 'visible' to all... And STEP 2: FOR SANDY'S SAKE, admit it, u have read information from blogs! OKAY... These are initial steps to overcome... FOR more, call us at 1800-call tiggatiggers!

Okey, DISCLAIMER: i have no intention of shooting or suaning anyone for tt matter! IM just discussing a hot topic within the tiggatiggers okay..

WE WELCOME any new information tt u have about stalkers so please drop us a msg on the tagbox or e-mail us @__________ sorry, tag us first and we will entertain u by giving out our e-mails only and if only u r not a stalker! HURR! OKAY cya dudes

Wishing all babes a happy hols, NOT FORGETTING THE REST! HEE

HUR HUR!

Yours truly,
Annonymous(Wth i no stalker la!)
Eugene (:

Cya around and im eugene... Thank for reading tiggatigger NEWS LIVE! Hur! Goodbye and have a nice(super nice) day (:

Hello all...this is TT2...lol...so long never post le...maybe i jus got nothing to say lor...but i update my blog very often lor...& jus wanna say...HI...haha...Xp...pls visit my blog...thx...my blog link is under the link box named TT2...c ur at my blog too...& pls tag...thx...

Bye bye...Cya...Ciao...gtg le...haha...lol...

Long time no post

Hihi ... this is TT6 ... very long time never post liao hor? haha ... becos i got nothing to say marh .... pls go see my blog ok ? cos i updating it everyday ... hurr..................................

ok got to go ... just to say that yesterday's outing was very fun ... hurr..................

BYE BYE !!!

Yours Truly and lovely
MA YI

PS: I'm so like jeremy and eugene ... haha ... hurr ....................