From My blog...
aiyah..feel so jealous eugene in genting enjoying himself.he stay in some suite...here are the facillities and amenities!
tHE WORDS IN CAPS are what i wanna say to eugene!
Maxims Suite Facilities & Amenities
Walk in wardrobe [WALK TO WHERE?U THINK WALK TO NARNIA FINA ASLAN ARHZ?]
Dressing table [EUGENE,U OSO DUN WEAR DRESS NEED DRESSING TABLE FOR WHAT? PREPARE SALAD DRESSING ARHZ?]
Writing table [oH MY SANDY!THE TABLE CAN WRITE!SO PUT UR HOMEWORK THERE ALL DONE LIAO LAR?]
42-inch plasma television with Home Theatre System which connects to the DVD player with USB input (29 TV channels including special in-house promotion plus 13 radio channels) [ERM...OK?PROMOTION?OUT-HOUSE GOT ANY PROMO?nO RIGHT?iTS A FAUX!!tHEYW ANT U ALL TO STAY INDOOR!]
15-inch LCD TV in bathrooms [BATH NEED WATCH TV FOR WHAT?]
17-inch LCD monitor with 4 in 1 printer
(Printer, Fax, Scanner & Copier)
[THIS SO CONTRADICTS ITSELF..ITS CALLED A 4 IN 1 PRINTER...THEN WHY IS PRINTER LISTED AGAIN..ISNT IT OBVIOUS?]
Complimentary broadband facilities [WALAO EH..GOT LIVE NABD PERFORM FOR U ARHZ?]
Complimentary snack bar replenished daily [CAREFUL,GOT SNAKES]
Complimentary fruits platter daily [ONLY THE PLATE WITHOUT FRUITS?FOR WHAT?TAKE HOME ARHZ?]
Complimentary newspapers daily [RECYCLE!SAVE GAIA!]
DVD library (latest movies to choose from) [ORH HOR..PIRATED!!!]
2 complimentary breakfast per room [ASK THEM CHANGE TO LUNCH..*BURP..I ATE UR BREAKFAST LIAO]
Personalised room service and wake up call [ASK THEM PAINT THE ROOM OR CHANGE THE PIPE?FOR WHAT?THEY PUT A ROOSTER THERE RIGHT?TO WAKE U GUYS UP?THEN U CAN HAVE THE ROOSTER FOR BREAKFAST MAYBE CAN USE THE FEATHER MAKE A DUSTER]
24 hours personalised butler service. [DUN FORGET TO ASK THE BUTLER FOR BUTTER!]
Laundry / dry cleaning service [TELL THEM U DUN NEED MORE LAUNDRY..U NOT THEIR MAID,ASK THEM WASH THEMSELVES.]
FOR FUN AND LAUGHTER ONLY ARH!
dUN Forget my souvenior!
ciao!
Darences
